We work all night, we work all day raising the cash in many ways

Ain’t it sad

And still there never seems to be enough to keep the boss happy

That’s too bad

Gordon has a mighty plan

If we got us a wealthy man

We wouldn’t have to work at all, we’d fool around and have a ball

Money, money, money

Must be funny

In a fundraiser’s world

Money, money, money

Always sunny

In a fundraiser’s world

Aha-ahaa

All the things we could do

If we had a little money

It’s a fundraiser’s world

It’s a fundraiser’s world

A man like that is hard to find, so to our jobs we are resigned

Ain’t it sad

Direct mail, in memories, trust applications, legacies

They’re not bad

Shaking tins, we’ll have a go-o

Trekking up Kilimanjaro

These are the things that we will do, to improve life for all of you

Money, money, money

Must be funny

In a fundraiser’s world

Money, money, money

Always sunny

In a fundraiser’s world

Aha-ahaa

All the things we could do

If we had a little money

It’s a fundraiser’s world

It’s a fundraiser’s world

Lyrics by John Ingram, Legacy Administration Manager The Royal Star & Garter Homes